Thursday, December 14, 2006

Near Death Experiences

ZOMG.
I am currently trying to catch my breath here. I was just sitting at my desk, typing away, when suddenly.. movement! On my desk!!! WHAT THE!?!??? Nothing on my desk should be moving!! NOTHING. I look over, and AUGH! This hugely disgusting yellow spider darts for my hand! I swear my head touched the ceiling, I jumped so high. I hate spiders. HATE HATE HATE spiders. You want heebiejeebies, you put a spider (alive OR dead) in my vicinity. The Whistler asked me what the heck happened, and he laughed when I told him about this vicious, nasty beast making free with my workspace! Well, we couldn't have that! So I grabbed some paper towel, mustered my courage, and WHAM!
That's right, Mr. Spider, who's alive and who's a squashed, ooky mess now, huh?? That's what I thought! You just tell all of your buddies who's the bad mother trucker around here, all right? I don't want to see you or anyone you know in my space again, or you'll get more of what you just got, you hear me?! Back off buddy, there's a Dragoness in the house, and she's a lean, mean squashing machine. Oh yeah.
(ooky clipart courtesy of HScripts)

21 fellow footsteps:

Skittles said...

Sara would have taken him outside and made him a comfy web :)

deslily said...

I'm with you! I hate spiders!!!

for halloween I did an animated spider and even that grossed me out! lol

Mike said...

I"m glad you got that icky old spider. I'm the spider smasher here. If Skittles sees one, or a bug, she yells for me lol.

HeatherinBeautifulBritishColumbia said...

ALL RIGHT - you go girl!!! I'm right behind you.....there's no way, I'm getting near those 8 legged terrorists.... thanks for cleaning up the world - well, your desk anyway!

thepinkangel said...

I would have done the same thing !! spiders give me the creeps...well most bugs for that matter give me the creeps. I'm ok as long as they don't try to crawl on me or anything near me.

Dirk_Star said...

LOL!

Oh you brave soul! How great your courage must have been to smite such an ickey beast.

Well, I am glad to know that there is one less evil in the world to fear now, thanks to you!

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

I really don't care for spiders either, but did you know that the typical human ingests about 8 spiders in their lifetime when they are asleep. Eww!

Kiyotoe said...

that's impressive Dragoness. Most women wouldn't dare attempt such a nasty move.

You give Dragons a good name sista.

Skittles said...

You've been TAGGED with the Five Questions Interview Game!

Velcro said...

Ewww... Aren't they supposed to be dead now?

One Who Listens said...

I always tell my girly that she's over a couple of hundred times bigger than any spider, and if she can't win a fight on those terms, then she's in trouble.

I still remove spiders for her though, cos she really, really doesn't like them. :)

Owl.

Bee said...

I prefer to stay away from the eight legged freaks. I usually suck them up in the vaccuum cleaner and put the vaccuum cleaner outside so they can't climb out inside the house ;)

Morgen said...

Hi -- working on the Carnival.
See you've switched your template over.
Me likey!!!
Love the color!

zorak163 said...

He was yellow? I'm not sure if that's creepy or kind of cool...

Belle said...

I know several people who have as much a dislike of spiders as you do. In my house, we just capture them and deport them to the outdoors!

Tisha said...

eeeewwww...I'm right there with ya! Glad ya made it out alive. Whew!

Another Desert Rat said...

Ooooh nooooo.... poor spider! I understand, though. Cockroaches COMPLETELY do me in!

Enjoy the Carnival!

Skittles said...

This is still scary! Happy Carnival!

Desert Songbird said...

Again, another husband finds it amusing when when the wife screams in terror - what is it about men?

Glad you got that creepy little thing! (the spider, I mean...)

Here via the carnival.

Bond said...

Hi...I am walking down the midway at THE BESTEST BLOG CARNIVAL and enjoyed your attraction...hey whats that by your right hand... LOL made you look!

Starrlight said...

You go girl, squish that bug! I hate em too.