My first meme! (Thanks Barb, lol)

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? our landlord

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Mannheim Steamroller

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? our landlord

4. What is your favorite cheese? Extra Sharp Cheddar! ( I live on the edge!)

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Combination lo mein on pita bread

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Orlando Bloom, no question!

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Jason Newsted, but he'd have to grow his hair back out!

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy cow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? I'd pre-order the World of Warcraft expansion and spend the rest at Barnes & Noble :)

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? England.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Eat fish & chips until I burst.

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? Strawberry margaritas!

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? HAHAHA RUFUS!! lol, I loved those movies. I'd go back to Ancient Greece and see what life was really like back then.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No fighting

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? It would be called Back to Nature, and it would be half an hour devoted to the pristineness of the wild, in a different location each week. Just a camera out in the wilderness (no cameraman either, they would just get set up and left).

15. What is your favorite curse word? dam it.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything; they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Unravel them and sew a quilt.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item? My bookshelf full of books

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Evenly and irreversibly distribute all the money in the world among all of its inhabitants.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? Healing, like Wolverine, but without the psycho that coated his skeleton with adamantium.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My birth so I can see my birth mom

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? The morning after all those shots of tequila.. oog

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff… you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now? England!!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? I don't know any bars in England!! :(

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out… I can FLOAT!” My therapist's. She's always doubted my super-power claims ;)

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Assuming I could do it as many times as I wanted, Hitler so that all the victims of the Holocaust could have a chance at him.

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My mom's dad. She never got the chance to know him.

27. What’s your theme song? "White & Nerdy" by Wierd Al

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